Seriously ppl wtf

And today's seriously wtf is not brought to you by KFC

The following is in response to this utterly not news article.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/05/08/oprah.kfc.coupon/index.html

People were given free coupons for one of KFC's new sandwiches. Well, Oprah in her divine wisdom promoted the coupons on her show. Consequently, the interwebz was hit with a flood of her viewers demanding nomz. When the horde hit the KFC's problems were of course the normal. The stores did not plan on Oprah waving coupons around in front of her target audience, a bunch of lazy tv watching fucks. One actually said this:


"I'm a big girl," Shannon Edwards told CNN affiliate WBAL-TV in Baltimore, Maryland, on Thursday after she was turned away from a KFC. "I like to eat. So I'm kind of disappointed I have to go to McDonald's now."

Oh lordy no, not McDonalds. How about you take your fat ass home and eat a salad. The diet coke does not help. Some food expert, Charlotte Beal, a food and beverage consumer strategist at the consumer insights firm Iconoculture actually, said this:

"It's a well-known fact that Oprah's been transparent about her own struggles with weight and diet so when she partners with a company that's trying to offer a healthier product, consumers really listen."

Well, Charlotte, I don't know if you can read, but big girl's need their food (see above). I do not think they are looking for the healthy options. Seriously, wtf makes this news.